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Steve Litt's Message to Bill Gates
A Parody of Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync.
As you sing this to the tune of Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync,
imagine cutting the strings with which Uncle Billy held you the last ten years.


Bye, Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye
I'm doing this tonight
Gonna make my hard disk work just right
Wiping out your silly Windows blight
Hey Billy look on

I endured you endlessly
When my box bluescreened out on me
So now I Linuxize my machine
Run Linux alone

I know that I can't take no more
Blue screen guy
Your OS makes me oh so sore
Billy, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Don't wanna pay my tax to you
At a hundred bucks or two
You've long deceived me
So it's time to fly
Billy, Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Just you dare and laugh at Linux now
Samba and Apache too
Now Open Source has its season
Billy you're wrong
I once paid your silly fee
But Open Source makes me see that
computers work much better
once Windows is gone

I know that I can't take no more
And you know why
The OS you and Ballmer ignore
Billy, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Don't wanna give my money to you
Just another sucker for your OS blue
Linux frees me
Your money stream runs dry
Billy, Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

I absolutely wanna make it tough
Tell Judge Jackson breakup ain't enough
Might sound crazy
But you product tie
Billy Bye, bye bye (bye, bye)

I'm going Open Source for sure
I don't wanna be your revenue slave no more
Bye, bye
I'll Linuxize
I'm Samba Wise
I run Apache for months at a time
In my enterprise

I don't wanna be your tool
In your license language screw
So I'm leaving you behind
bye, bye, bye
Don't wanna struggle to work with you
And your buggy software crew
Linux awaits me me
You're yesterday's guy
Billy, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

I'm sure enough gonna make it tough
Gonna use Linux to call your bluff
Windows crashes like crazy
Linux makes my box fly
Billy Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)



 

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